Review: Hamburger Mary's

Photography by Orlando Photographer MemePhysis.com, an artist collaborative

Hamburger Mary's is a flamboyantly fun atmosphere. During the day, the crowd is tame. Service is generally the most excellent; however, there is one server (not the one above - he was amazing) who has gotten the order wrong on four occasions. He did not listen to the order, rolled his eyes, brought the wrong thing, accused the patron of having placing that order, then used his bare hands to sift through the food. He then left the food on the table "in case she changed her mind" despite her telling him several times that she is allergic to the items on the hamburger.

Aside from that, keep kids out of bingo night as it gets pretty "lively" and graphic. Leigh Shannon's Illusions show is full of guest female impersonators. The songs are a bit outdated, but the entertainment is divine. Check their website for special events and ask about the train shots.

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Review: The Beauty Spot

Photography by Orlando Photographer MemePhysis.com, an artist collaborative

In 2007, The Beauty Spot was selling coupon packages for the holiday season. The packages included four services. All four services were scheduled. The massage therapist was decent - not strong enough for the reviewer's preference. The nail tech was amazing. She was very good at massaging the foot, and, in speaking with her, she mentioned she is an artist. The facial and peel were also decent. Although the microdermabrasion treatment was scheduled, the salon failed to notify the reviewer that their establishment was closed. The reviewer arrived to the location only to see the above sign. Failure to notify clients of unforeseen closures is unprofessional, and the last treatment for which was prepaid was forfeited through no fault of the client.

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